Stocking Dreams and Other Tidbitties

Should have not fallen asleep!

Is that a horn or are you just happy to see me!

Don't fuck with ME Paris Hilton!

Look, lady, I TOLD you: You dress incendiary!

My HMO sucks!

Mafia House Wife

Not those balls! THESE!!!

Cherry Sauce is the new black.

I wish I could remember who to credit these to. Fantastic!